Kitchen Closed - This Heifer Has Had It! Chunky Shelf SitterKitchen Closed, This Heifer Has Had it! Chunky Shelf Sitter is a rustic, wood block cut in the shape of a cow. It reads "Kitchen closed this heifer has had it," on a dark washed, slat wood look veneer. This country cow with a sassy attitude looks great on a shelf or windowsill in the kitchen, measuring 4. 75" high by 7" wide and 1" deep. 7" L x 4. 75" H x 1" Dp Painted wood No hanger