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Because age is just a number—and you’re still an a-hole.**
Classy on the outside, full-blown emotional damage on the inside. This minimalist red-and-cream card starts off polite(ish) with a simple “Happy Fcking Birthday”… then opens to reveal a majestic pop-up middle finger and the heartfelt message: “FCK OFF (KIDDING, LOVE YOU).” It’s the perfect combo of sass, snark, and maybe a sprinkle of sincerity—just enough to make them cry-laugh into their cake.
🖕 Pop-up finger for maximum disrespect
🎈 Clean design, filthy attitude
📬 Ships flat, explodes with feelings
Happy F*cking Birthday: Because nothing says “I remembered” like a middle finger in 3D.
Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jul 4 - Jul 9
US$40
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