Set expectations early and with zero room for confusion. These Sorry We’re Stoned socks flip the classic “Sorry We’re Closed” sign into something a little more honest. The green base pairs with bright red accents on the toe, heel, and cuff stripe, while the sign graphic delivers the message loud, clear, and delightfully unapologetic: “Sorry We’re Stoned”.

Ideal for the perpetually mellow, the Plant Appreciation Club, or anyone who wants their socks to speak before they do. Slip them on and let the sign do its job.

Made from a soft, stretchy cotton blend (70% Cotton, 28% Polyester, 2% Elastic), these mid-calf crew socks fit most feet (Men 6-11, Women 7.5-12) and feel great whether you’re chilling on the couch, hitting the snack drawer, or enjoying a very relaxed evening.