Laugh Your Way Around the Course with This Hilarious Golf Gift

Know a golfer who takes more divots than shots? This cheeky Shanker Golf Gift Set is made for them. Designed to bring fun and banter to the fairway, it’s the perfect novelty gift for any golfer who enjoys a good laugh—even if their scorecard says otherwise. Whether you’re shopping for Father’s Day, a birthday, or a Secret Santa surprise, this set hits the funny bone every time.

Set Includes

• 3 x rude novelty golf balls with “Can’t Chip”, “Can’t Putt” and “Can’t Drive” slogans
• 1 x magnetic golf ball marker with matching “Great Bloke Shite Golfer” design
• 5 x wooden golf tees with hilarious printed phrases
• 1 x premium matte-finish gift box for easy gifting

Key Benefits

• Delivers guaranteed laughs before the first tee
• Great for players who don’t take golf too seriously
• Ideal gift for Father’s Day, Christmas or golf day prizes
• Turns any bad round into a good time
• Ready-to-gift packaging means no wrapping required

Our Verdict

If you're shopping for someone who plays golf as much for the laughs as the leaderboard, this gift set is a surefire winner. Every detail has been designed with humour in mind—from the outrageous slogans printed on the balls (“Can’t Chip”, “Can’t Putt”, “Can’t Drive”) to the wooden tees that proudly broadcast their lack of talent. Even the ball marker leans into the joke with the line “Great Bloke Shite Golfer,” making it impossible not to smile when they pull it out of their pocket.

Despite the comedy, the build quality of this set is surprisingly solid. The balls are suitable for casual play and offer a real strike feel, while the tees are sturdy enough to handle a full-blooded drive. The matte gift box elevates the entire set—making it feel like a proper present, not just a throwaway gag. It’s this balance of function and fun that makes the Shanker Starter Pack such a hit. It’s perfect for pub golf mates, dads with a good sense of humour, or that colleague who claims they're “just out for the walk.”

Whether you're giving it as a stocking filler, a tournament prize, or just because someone needs cheering up after another triple bogey, this set is bound to be remembered. After all, there’s nothing like having a laugh while losing a few balls in the rough. And with Shanker’s gear, that’s pretty much the point.