Galt’s Gulch Fleece Zip Hoodie – Mulligan Valley Outfitter Edition

Who is John Galt? Probably freezing his ass off in a collectivist hellscape without this hoodie. But not you. You're zipped up in Mulligan Valley style—warm, comfortable, and unbothered by the moral collapse of civilization. 

This isn’t some mass-manufactured mediocrity from the Ministry of Fairness. This is your go-to gear for shrugging off bad ideas, hiking out of dystopia, or just getting groceries while looking like you have a secret plan for rebuilding the world.

• 80/20 cotton-poly blend fleece, soft enough to make Dagny weep

• Heavyweight 8.5 oz fabric—none of that cheap, thin nonsense

• Metal zipper, metal eyelets, metal as hell

• Jersey-lined hood for extra warmth while you dodge looters and bureaucrats

• "Mulligan Valley, CO" seal on the back so you can quietly flex your allegiance to meritocracy and mountains

• Printed in America
  

This is the hoodie for people who read Atlas Shrugged and started budgeting for a welding torch and a helicopter. It's for the ones building Galt's Gulch in their garages and group chats.

Zip up. Opt out.

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