Stay hydrated and self-actualized with this sleek, cylindrical testament to fluid identity and cold-blooded civil disobedience.

Built from high-grade stainless steel and featuring a matching metal straw, this 20 oz tumbler helps you crush thirst with the same unwavering commitment you bring to flattening corrupt municipal infrastructure. It's smooth, portable, and reusable—unlike your patience for bureaucratic overreach.

📏 Specifications:

• 20 oz capacity – holds enough coffee or vengeance for any commute

• High-grade stainless steel – because plastic is for cowards

• Metal straw & lid included – so you can sip with dignity and precision

• Cylindrical design – like your worldview: unyielding, steel, and mobile

• Hand wash only – like your conscience after the dust settles

⚠️ Identity Care Instructions:

• Do not microwave—your identity is already too powerful

• Not dishwasher safe—because truth doesn’t go on the top rack

• Hand-wash only—just like the paperwork after a dozer incident

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