Some people hear George Carlin and laugh.
Others hear him and feel personally indicted.

This shirt is for the first group.

Carlin spent a lifetime pointing at the obvious and watching people argue with it anyway. Institutions, language games, sacred cows, the polite lies everyone agrees not to notice. He wasn’t predicting the future. He was describing the room.

Turns out he nailed it.

Clean, bold, and impossible to misunderstand. You don’t wear this to start arguments. You wear it because the argument already happened and Carlin won.

Expect nods, laughs, and the occasional unsolicited rant from a stranger who misses him as much as you do.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction, printed in America
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

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