Dare to comprehend the concept of unintended consequences. The $100 million D.A.R.E. program of the 1980s and 90s didn't work at all, but with it being in 75% of American schools, the initiative started by LAPD's Daryl Gates was responsible for the most famous symbols of the failed US drug war - the D.A.R.E. shirt.

Even still we struggle in America to grasp the simple economic concept of unintended consequences, where well-intentioned strategies create accidental results that often make matters worse, more complicated, or both. 

Sounds like a job for parody.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Size guide